This was written November 30th, 2025
Personal Trainer
Services for sale.
Been wanting to turn your life around? Want to get into shape, but lacking the motivation? Gym too exhausting? Results not worth the effort, but still wanting those result? Looking for the easy shortcut? Then look no further, subscribe to our services!
Just come to our gym, and our talented body swappers will do all the hard work for you, while you can just lounge in their bodies, reading, watching TV or scrolling on your phone. It may be more expensive than a personal trainer, but it sure as hell will be easier! Our expert body swappers have accrued countless hours of training on dozens of different bodies. Results guaranteed, or you get your money back!
Our deluxe package also includes a spa session. While your body gets to exercise, why not get your mind to relax? Or for the more serious people that are always trying to maximize your time, you can get the platinum package, which includes your own personal office, which you can use to carry out your work while your body gets into shape.
Don’t wait any longer and subscribe right away! After all, our personnel is limited to a selected few highly skilled body swapping personal trainers! Don’t hesitate any longer and get the body you’ve been craving and know YOU deserve!
Potential side effects include: Standard side effects from serious body training,
such as aching muscles, exhausting and strains.
Additional side effects include: Nausea, dizziness and heart palpitations as a consequence
of the body-swap process. While we consider their abilities completely natural, they do
take a toll on some people. But these tend to diminish with every subsequent visit.
You may also be possessed with profound loss of your sense of identity. To mitigate this,
we ensure you will always be matched with the same trainer.
Warning: While we may be able to increase your muscle mass, not training them yourselves
will not teach them how to use them.
Weight loss not guaranteed: While we can ensure you train properly, we cannot make
any guarantees about your own habits. You are accountable for your own diet!